A description of what it is like to be me. In my head...in my world...what I think...what I do...how i poo...but never why...and never about pie...

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Cute Boy Kroger

So, the Kroger on Briarcliff at N. Highland by Emory seems like it should be cute boy Kroger - only because, as I stated, it is near Emory, but alas, I have not seen a cute boy their yet.

But this is not the point.

My roomate & I sometimes take little adventures, where we jaunt off down the road and embark on short but wonderful journeys, of which always somehow includes a dose of strange hilarity.
One time, we were in the store and we were on the 2nd floor, where the beer is, yes, a TWO FLOOR grocery store - weird, I know. Anyways, below in the produce section were 4 people and one of the guys was yelling things and making long shot's into the shopping cart of a variety of fruits & vegetables. Then, all we hear is WALNUTS! WALNUTS! WALNUTS!
You get the picture..

So on this particular eve, we went to get a bottle of wine so we could drink it - we decided to add to the trip a little breakfast shopping spree as well. So both of our arms full of a bunch of stuff, we trudge up to the cashier. Scanning, scanning, scanning, Your total is $30.30
My roomate looks in her purse, and discovers no wallet. It must be in my car she says....and runs out to retrieve it.
Leaving me
standing there
like a moron.
I am laughing to myself, b/c I was going to bring my purse, but I was just along for the ride, leave my purse at home she says - you don't need it!
So then, she comes back in with a check-but NO DRIVERS LICENCE.
The store manager happened to be the geeky guy standing behing me in line - who by the way looks no older than a 25 year old dork boy. He pipes up, dontcha have anything with your name on it and a picture - she proclaims YES! I have my teacher ID card! Then she darts out the door to her car again, leaving me standing there again like a moron.
She is quicker this time and the day was saved!

Another fantastic adventure with Nancy J and Emily Drew!

Wednesday, April 26, 2006

Happy Hump Day!

So I've been on a bit of a health kick lately...

I have been reading this impulse buy I got a Publix the other day it’s called “Healing Foods for dummies” and it basically says how you should eat organic food as much as you can b/c of all the pesticides and extra hormones that they use on vegetables and in meat. I have started buying organic – it’s not THAT much more expensive and from what they say in the book – better to spend more money now on good whole foods then later on hospital bills! They also talk a lot about processed refined flour – basically how bad white bread and pasta and rice is for you as compared to whole wheat bread & pasta, wild or brown rice.

Nothing we don't already know!

The South Beach diet book I have been reading is fascinating because it tells HOW your body processes food and why certain foods are so bad for you. It really makes you (or it really made me) think a lot more about what I put into my body.

Another thing that sparked this whole health kick was going to that Bodies exhibition at the Atlanta Civic Center. If you get a chance - I HIGHLY reccomend it.

Hey yall! I heard about these sex muffins on the radio morning show I listen to I havent tried them yet but theyve got like 5 natural aphrodisiacs in them and from what I hear, theyre like a natural Viagra! For men and women! Happy Hump Day!
Here is the original link: SEX MUFFINS

Id be interested in hearing how they work for you!

"Enthusiastic lovers swear they've discovered the secret to a wild and wonderful sex life - eating a delicious muffin that pumps up passion to incredible levels! This miracle sex muffin contains five powerful aphrodisiacs that are claimed to rev up romance, enthusiasts say. Sex muffins work on both men and women, and they are inexpensive, easy to make, and contain ingredients available everywhere. No one knows exactly where this recipe came from, but enjoy it and have fun! "

Sex Muffin Recipe

1 3/4 cups all purpose flour
2 Tablespoons baking powder
1 teaspoon ginger
1 teaspoon cinnamon
Contents of 15 ginseng powder capsules
2 ounces semisweet chocolate or 1/3 cup chocolate chips
1/2 stick butter
1/3 cup honey
1 cup milk
2 egg whites slightly beaten

Preheat the oven to 400 degrees.

Mix together flour, baking powder, spices, and ginseng powder in a big bowl.

Slowly melt chocolate and butter together in the microwave or on the stove top. Mix until smooth.

Add melted chocolate and butter to the dry ingredients. Stir in the honey, milk, and egg whites.

Stir just enough to blend, and pour into greased or non stick muffin tins.

Bake at 400 degrees for 20-25 minutes, until muffins are brown.

Let the muffins cool for a few minutes before removing them from the pan.


Tuesday, April 18, 2006

A moment in time...

I just got back from having lunch with RAS.
You all remember him, right? (See blogs dated older than September 2005...)
How could you forget...
How could I?

It was really nice actually.
I don't know if it was a great idea and I don't really feel the need to share it with anyone, but I need to get it out of my head so here I am writing about it now.

With the benefit of hindsight, it was probably not a good idea...
I feel really weird right now.
He's kind of like a drug I think.
Once I get a little dose, I want more.
As bad as I know it is for me and how destructive it is to me or those around me, that doesn't change the fact that I want to know the next time I get to partake in such guilty pleasure. Why is this?

I guess he wanted to take me out for my birthday. A far cry from what he did for me last year, which was, in fact, nothing at all. Didn't even call last year. This year, he shows up 2 days in a row. Oh yes, apparently he came by yesterday, but since I wasn't at my desk he didn't stop or call or anything. Nancy saw him tho. Of course she didn't tell me until today. What's strange is this: Yesterday, I happened to wear the dress that he picked out for me the night my BMW got killed by the stupid ass non-insured style taxi driver. I haven't worn that dress since that day, and I decided for no real good reason to wear it yesterday. And I decided to send him a text after work just saying "How are you doing? Everything ok? Just checking up on you"
He didn't respond until he called today asking me out to lunch. And for no real good reason, I accepted. It was actually really nice to see him. It just brings up feelings of sadness. His baby is due May 21st. A boy. Miles Hellstein. What a hellish name, hellstein. Poor kid. He seemed sad when we said goodbye...
Poor kid...

It was just a moment in time is all...

Lying Is The Most Fun A Girl Can Have Without Taking Her Clothes Off

I have the perfect title for this blog....
yet I have nothing inparticular to say...
except for this:
Panic in the Disco
Go buy the album.
Do it now.
What are you waiting for?
You're just sitting here wondering.....
I wonder if I can listen to it for free on iTunes first...
Well, the answer to that is, probably.

So get this.
MY boyfriend just moved into a house I once rented and lived in in Marietta. Bizarro?! I loved that house too. And now I get to be there again! It's in a beautiful nice neighborhood too. Pretty trees and yards and everyone waves at you when you drive by. Nice pool too. The house is kick ass tho. It's got a huge ass window in front and a loft upstairs where I used to like to sit when it would rain.

I have another CD I recomend...
It's called HIGH SCHOOL REUNION and you can get it at NOT LAME RECORDS out of Fort COllins, CO - it's a great online record/cd store for all your obscure power pop funkadelic hits!

Thursday, April 06, 2006

Dance Commander

This is what happens when alcohol and helmets are integrated.

Wednesday, April 05, 2006

Those Damn birds start chirping

Those Damn birds start chirping outside my window at 6 am on the nose. No chance 4 snooze 4 me!

Tuesday, April 04, 2006

TICKETMASTER BOYCOTT FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I fucking hate ticketmaster.
They are sucking the soul out of music.
After the bitch told me I was searching for tickets “wrong” by choosing best available instead of general admission lawn – I said no, actually I tried both…then the fucking cunt cut me off and was like well is there anything else I can help u with today? And I said, wow, you just cut me right off didn’t you. Bitch. And I hung up.

Fucking customer service is lost.

So what is this $6.50 bullshit "customer service" charge? I get charged for you to act like an asshole to me?