A description of what it is like to be me. In my head...in my world...what I think...what I do...how i poo...but never why...and never about pie...

Thursday, June 16, 2005


Can u believe it?!

So I am driving down Holcomb Bridge yesterday after work. I am in the right hand turn lane and the light has just turned red. This very impatient Style Taxi driver starts honking at me to turn almost immediately after the light has turned red – so I turn – and pull up about 80 feet and come to a stop so I can turn left into the parking lot…..about 5 seconds later I am plowed into by this impatient, angry STUPID Mexican taxi driver. The dude hit me so hard that BOTH his airbags deployed and it crunched the front of his taxi, my glove box opened and the cd player shot out of its holder. Now my new (to me) BMW that I have only had for about 3 or 4 months is most likely totaled. Why is this happening to me…again? WHY?! I want to cry. I loved that car. I do not want another car. I want to get into a Dolorian, switch on the flux capacitor and go back in time and go another route, pull up further, take longer leaving work, anything, anything to get my car back and not have to deal with all this stuff all over again. WHY?!!!!!!?????!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!??! Dear Lord WHY?!!??

Wednesday, June 15, 2005

Verizon is retarded

So I just got off the phone with Verizon b/c I am trying to change/upgrade my phone plan. See, right now I pay $59.99 for 800 minutes, but they now offer 900 minutes for the exact same amount. So naturally, I want my extra 100 minutes. So...the woman on the phone tells me that since my calling plan begins on the 9th of the month (5 days ago) I am allotted 133 minutes (800 minnutes divided by 30 days) and I have already used 183 minutes, so since I went over by 50 minutes, I have to PAY $20 to cover those minutes, BUT I now get to enjoy an extra 750 minutes towards my new plan instead of the 617 left if I stick with the 800 plan. I say WHAT THE FUCK? Does this make any sense at all to anyone? So, I have to pay $20 to have an extra 100 minutes that is the same price I pay now? Not b/c I went over my minutes, but b/c according to the average of how much I talked on the phone in the last 5 days, if I keep going at this rate - but what if I don't talk on the phone at all today? Dumbest shit I've ever heard.

Tuesday, June 07, 2005

Montezuma & his evil revenge

So I went to Puerto Aventuras Mexico and we stayted at the Sunscape on the 5th floor. All the elevators had stopped working and only 2 of the 5 restaurants available were open. One of which, I believe is the main contributer to the revenge of Montezuma. The Seascape Grill. Do not eat at the outside grills I warn you. Maybe it was in the salsa. But my ass threw up for like 4 days straight. Out of my ass and the hole in my face came vile liquid pain that I cannot describe. I shit on the floor at least twice and was in the bathroom once every 15 minutes. The only time I felt any relief , I was asleep.
I don't know if I'll ever go back to Mexico.
I don't know if it is worth it.

Wednesday, June 01, 2005


This here is Raymond. Or Leroy. I haven't decided on a name for him yet. Do u see the 3 holes that make up his nose and nose ring? I had a friend drill those holes for me in a piece of hardboard I got it at the home depot as a drawing board for my drawing class. well anyways class is over and I had this idea to turn the holes into a nose. Then last night as I was painting and I had a grand idea! I will get another piece of hardboard and paint the top of his head on it and then hang the 2 on top of each other, and then I could also paint a variety of tops and bottoms of faces and mix and match them to make a plethura of different faces! I'm a genius!

Ain't Love Grand?

I drew this girl as sort of a self-portrait last summer when I was bummed out over some worthless guy. I still like her though. It had more of a "why won't he call" feel to it when I first drew her and then when I painted her recently, I painted "He doesn't love her" over her head, only I mispelled doesn't and wrote: "does't" instead. Is that a sign? Well, anyways, I painted over that part too and just left "Love"...it somehow seemed more appropriate...

Does anyone have any suggestions for other sayings for this one? I think I might paint over "Love" and leave it blank, I don't know, what do u think?