A description of what it is like to be me. In my head...in my world...what I think...what I do...how i poo...but never why...and never about pie...

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

If you like penis alotta.....

A couple nights ago, my friend French and I came up with some alternate words to the Pina Colada song, otherwise known as Escape by Rupert Holmes

Here is our version...

If you like penis alotta
Gettin drunk and he came
Wakin up random places
With no panties or shame

If you like makin love at midnight
Sing a tune and fornicate
If he's older than Yoda
Come with me and let's gyrate

Isn't it GREAT?!

Tuesday, June 26, 2007

Double Agent

I live two separate, yet completely fulfilling lives.
Graphic Designer by day...Rock Star Schtick-talker by night.
It's funny cuz it's true!

I can honestly tell you, that I am not quite sure how I do it.
If I told you, how little sleep I, lately, require to function, I'm not sure you would believe me. SOmething happens to me at around 9:00 PM...my eyes pop open and I'm awake, trult awake for the first time all day.

SURE, my eyes open at about 6:00 AM...
SURE, I seem to manage to be able to drive to work, be productive all day, do some schtick around the office and drive home each and every Monday thru Friday...
Then I come home and start working on ME and MY STUFF for approx 2-3 hrs, take a little nappie-poo, then magically, fantastically, surrealy, absolutely, delicious watery cheap beer begins working it's power on me, propelling my eyes to open, my mind starts receiving even more fantastic thoughts; all entirely plausible and amazing.


Monday, June 18, 2007

My Life

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Friday, June 01, 2007

SOG: Casablanca


Last night was the first movie for this year's annual Screen on the Green at Piedmont Park here in Atlanta. The movie was Casablanca, and believe it or not, I had never seen that movie until last night! FINALLY, all those famous one-liners I have heard all my life have meaning - I mean, I understand what the hell they are referring to anyways...and I can tell you, I don't really think it was worth the wait..
Ahh, such is life..

I just typed "suck" is life - but changed it back - do u think this is some sort of Freudian slip, or just a typo?


Anyways, Y-O-U played before the movie played and they are always very enjoyable. That Nick has a beautiful voice.
Here is a photo of them with Baton Bob in the foreground!

And here is a photo of Just Baton Bob - aren't his legs fantastic?!

This weekend is Virginia-Highland's Summerfest!
This is the neighborhood where I live, so basically after I get home today from work, I won't have to drive until Monday morning! YAY!
Tonight is the Community & Volunteers Dinner dinner and a movie in John Howell park - only open to residents of Virginia-Highlands area and the food is going to be from Atkins Park, Atlanta's oldest continuously licensed tavern - YUM!

Saturday the music line-up is great! Peter Searcy, Tim Brantley, and Drivin-n-Cryin!
You can't beat that with a stick!