If you like penis alotta.....

A couple nights ago, my friend French and I came up with some alternate words to the Pina Colada song, otherwise known as Escape by Rupert Holmes
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_(song)

Here is our version...

If you like penis alotta
Gettin drunk and he came
Wakin up random places
With no panties or shame

If you like makin love at midnight
Sing a tune and fornicate
If he's older than Yoda
Come with me and let's gyrate

Isn't it GREAT?!