Happy Monday!

In order for my boyfriend to sleep next to me, I have to wear these breathe-right strips on my nose which is basically a special piece of tape that holds your nostrils open just a bit wider then normal, so as to reduce snoring. He says you can't even see it - but it feels really weird on. Anyways, for the 1st time in a very long time, we slept together, that is, we slept next to each other...all night long. Usually, he gets up and goes into the other room, but last night it worked out...

So I am driving to work this morning and for some reason I touch my face while smoothing my hair or something and I feel something very sticky on my nose, sort of like when you remove a fruit sticker from your banana or what-have-u and there is a sticky blackish gross residue that you must wash off of your delicious fruit before consuming. I am thinking to myself, WTF is that? I showered this morning...was there something on my pillow last night? I could not figure it out for the life of me....until I remember the breathe-right strip I wore on my nose the night before...Ah ha! It all became clear at once. So as soon as I get to work I scurry to the bathroom to wash it off...so now I look like I just did a bunch of coke cuz my nose is all red. NICE.
Happy Monday, right?