Accident Prone

WTF!
I was feeling relatively good until about 5 minutes ago when I SLAMMED THE SHIT out of my finger. I even close the door that hard, but it was enough to break my nail in half and cause bleeding underneath. DAMNIT that hurt! F*CK!

And why is it that if I don't shower it takes me longer to get ready then if I do shower in the morning? I don't have to dry my hair... WTF?

DearLord,
Please help me get thru these stupid little tiny inconvieniences that tend to really piss me off...and PLEASE assist me in becoming a little more graceful....
Amen