Bored ramblings of an inhoherent afternoon...

It's one o'clock and I've deflected 2 phone calls and 3 emails already from my client, the pain in the ass, let's call him "PIA" for short. He keeps adding stuff to my list so that it seems as if I will never get finished and I just want to be rid of him once and for ALL! But no worries, I am for sure charging him for EVERYTHING. I almost feel like I should be able to write into the contract a PAIN & SUFFERING fee, because BELIEVE ME, every single time he calls, my insides become all twisted and agitated and my blood starts to turn into a thick bubbling cauldron of seething animosity. It's not a healthy way to start your day, let me tell you...

So I am sitting at my local coffee shop waiting for a program to download so I can begin to finish what I started oh so long ago...

This program download is taking FOR-EV-ER. It's only at 40% and I started like 20 minutes ago...BORRRING...

In the meantime, I daydream about the cute boys and sexy men and the recent encounters that leave me smiling mischievously...

But you don't get any details...sorry ;)

Maybe I should entertain that boy before I go to work today...
Nah....
I'll make him wait a few more days...
It's more fun that way...

Where the hell is Steve Coffey? He can't still be asleep can he? GEEZ! I got a possible gig for him this weekend and he's not answering. Poop. Where's my commission? I want a cigarette. Sort of.Maybe I'll take a myspace survey if I can find a good one. Gosh I'm bored...